how to: impress men and women

to the men:
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

to the women:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked … with beer.

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yet we still need them.. go figure

edit: PLEASE STOP HOTLINKING, Save them image and upload it if you want it on YOUR site/forum, whatever. also, copyright is not mine.. I just found this on Google Images, like you did. Credit goes to original photographer.

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