this is taken from our hero marine Mark who got it from the Army National Guardsman’s profile, i have taken out the ‘eat meat’ part because i don’t. here are the steps..

1. ADMIT YOU’RE A LIBERAL.  this step is the way to recovery, you are not “progressive”, or “enlightened”, you are a liberal – in need of honesty with yourself.
2. PLEDGE TO SUPPORT YOUR BELIEF WITH FACTS. truth is more important than moral superiority and is the only way to come over to reality. do not be scared. research beyond the sierra club, hillary clinton and CNN to understand things as they really exist in the world. no longer argue on “feelings” or “emotion”. you will actually have to back up what you say with REAL information. this step is difficult, it means you can’t be lazy anymore.
3. LOVE AMERICA. this may be the most difficult. admitting the country you hate actually stands as a beacon (light) to defend freedom throughout the world can make you physically ill. a visit to a military cemetary may help you understand. otherwise, you would be living in a police state that would never let you speak out against your government, much less let you wear your nasty patchouli oil.
4. TAKE A COLLEGE LEVEL ECONOMICS CLASS. this will teach you how to balance your checkbook and explain the simple concept of supply and demand. this will show you how the world actually functions.
5. SAY NO TO COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM. or spend a week working and living in Cuba.
6. CORPORATIONS ARE NOT EVIL. your very own online and email and paychecks are thanx to corporations. CAPITALISM has created the greatest society in our world’s history. AMEN.
7. THE GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT. if you think the government should tax us more to take care of us more, this step is for you. Government bureaucracy will waste your tax dollars. The private sector will put your tax dollars to better use. Even most democrats understand this to some degree, which is why hillary’s socialist healthcare proposal was voted down by a majority of both democrats and Republicans.
8. THE EARTH IS NOT YOUR “MOTHER”, AND SHE IS NOT DYING. stop your donations to greenpeace and every other enviro-nazi organization to which you belong. i suggest you stop hugging the tree and read Bjorn Lomborg, a former member of greenpeace and a statistics professor at a university in Denmark.
9. STOP RE-WRITTING POLITICAL HISTORY. admit that bill clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-rapist-jackass, hillary clinton is one of the worst role models for women, al gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the cold war and didn’t create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and jimmy carter is a nice man who has one of the worst presidential records of anyone in history.
10. BE A MISSIONARY. completion of the previous steps enables time for you to share this awakening with others who are not as fortunate and who were as lost as you were.

GO OUT AMONGST THE LIBERAL SHEEP AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF YOUR FREEDOM FROM THE CHAINS OF IGNORANCE THAT ONCE BOUND YOU.